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pdunphy:

“Pigeons aren’t scared of anything, they stand on electrical wires”

pdunphy:

Alex: What’s the most irritating thing my parents say to me?
Manny: ‘That’s too much cologne’.
Haley: ‘That’s how girls end up dead’.
Luke: ‘Don’t talk black to me’.
Manny: ‘It’s inappropriate because she’s your teacher’.
Luke: How do you even talk black? Like end words with ‘izzle’?
Alex: It’s ‘talk back’ you idiot.

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pdunphy:

Phil: I’m fine. No, I’m fine. I’m just — okay that’s cancer!
Claire: Maybe it’s just a kidney stone.
Phil: “just” Claire. Someone get your mom a glass of water and a piece of gravel from the driveway and see how she likes it.
Luke: Why is everybody yelling.
Alex: Something’s wrong with dad.
Phil: Don’t frighten him. Come here. Oh! that’s got to be death! Death is coming!
Haley: You need to go to the hospital.
Phil: No, no, no. I just need a pill. Get me the biggest one you can find.
Claire: Honey, breathe. Just breathe.
Phil: That’s what I told you when you were in labor, and you threw my smoothie at me. Pill!
Haley: I’m calling..
Phil: No, no! It’s fine. It’s fine. It’s passing. I’m sorry to alarm everyone. I think I was probably just overreacting. Because there’s an alien inside of me!

Favourite Seasons of Television →Modern Family (season one)